It Could've Been Better 1

Back in the olden days when I would be waiting for my Gamecube to fire up "Super Smash Bros. Melee", I would briefly flip to Cartoon Network.

And 9 out of 10 times, this was the show that was on.

I never really understood this show. They're secret agents for the government sent on these friggin' dangerous missions and they get armed with super hair-dryers and laser-lipstick?!
C'MON!
With that arsenal you wouldn't even be able to take down a hyperactive 9-year-old with a .22, let alone a maniacal communist renegade who's hijacked 13 nuclear warheads!

Seriously, if that David Niven guy sends someone out to do something that dangerous, he should at least have enough common courtesy to give them a Derringer or something!

GAH, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND CHILDREN'S CARTOONS!

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*sigh*...it seems that noone can take a joke these days...
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