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Sailor Scout Rejects by CptFarfegnugen Sailor Scout Rejects by CptFarfegnugen
Why, you ask?
Because Sailor Moon is so easy to make fun of.

You're probably wondering who half of these people are, so here's a list of them according to their appearance:

Sailor Moon
- Sailor Moon is the main character from the anime...uh...Sailor Moon. She has with her a team of eight other "Sailors", each named after a planet in the Solar System (which just begs to be parodied in some way or another).

Marvin the Martian
- Marvin the Martian is a member of the Looney Tunes. He is constantly going on about destroying the Earth with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, and now you know why.

The Klingons
- The Klingons are the main adversaries in the Star Trek series. Their homeworld is actually Qo'noS, but I don't think anybody would've made the connection if he were called "Sailor Qo'noS".

Elvis the Maian
- Elvis (or "Protector One") is Joanna Dark's alien sidekick in the Nintendo 64 game "Perfect Dark". Why he prefers to be called "Elvis" is a mystery to me.

Mr. Saturn
- The Mr. Saturns are goofy-lookin' little creatures from the Earthbound videogame as well as cannon fodder in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Bluto & Popeye
- Popeye and Bluto are two sailors (real ones, in this case) from the old Popeye the Sailor cartoons, which consisted of Popeye and Bluto beating the living crap out of each other in order to win over the heart of Ms. Olive Oyl.

Dr. Robotnik
- Dr. Robotnik (aka Eggman) is the iron-fisted tyrant of the planet Mobius in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Splicing his phrase "SnooPING AS usual" in order to make him say a certain male body part has become an internet fad.
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- Teal'c is the Jaffa warrior from the Stargate SG-1 series. His "symbiote" is a worm-like parasite that lives in his stomach and gives him heightened strength & health, but if it is removed he dies.

The Jawa
- Jawas are little creatures from Star Wars that inhabit the deserts of the planet Tattooine. They roam about stealing robots and selling them off at markets (like roving bands of carjacking dwarves).

Peppy Hare
- Peppy Hare is Fox McCloud's wingmate in Nintendo's StarFox series. His famous phrase "DO A BARREL ROLL" has become a popular internet meme.

Optimus Prime
- Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots in the Transformers series. He and his Autobots are constantly fighting the evil Megatron and his Decepticons.

I hope you all like this comic because it was time-consuming, stressful, and I can now draw Sailor Moon blindfolded because of it.
Believe it or not, that really is Klingon. Go type it into a translator.
How the heck could I have forgotten the alien pilot from Independence Day?
Looking back at this a year later, those have got to be the worst 20 Sailor Moons I've ever drawn.
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LordManda2 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Robotnik's pingas is indeed magnificent :3
Nintendo-Spider151 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
I wouldn't mind Sailor Cybertron
Kooky4U Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is unreal. :rofl:
Baranguirus Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
How haven't I found this yet?! :D
katikid Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
sailor raxacorifallaparotius!
Phranciscusmagnus Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
Sailor Vulcan? Sailor Death Star? Sailor Gliese 587-b?
DreadedOne131 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Abyss1 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
Why not Optimus Prime, Sailor Moon? He can get all work done for the Sailor Scouts in no time.
Dr-Black-Knife Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
and I bet Sailor Optimus Prime is "robot-dancing"! "domo arigato, Mr. Roboto /domo arigato, Mr. Roboto ..."
Baranguirus Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
He might be, but no-one's a better robo-dancer than MOGUERA!
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