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Sailor Scout Rejects by CptFarfegnugen Sailor Scout Rejects by CptFarfegnugen
Why, you ask?
Because Sailor Moon is so easy to make fun of.

You're probably wondering who half of these people are, so here's a list of them according to their appearance:

Sailor Moon
- Sailor Moon is the main character from the anime...uh...Sailor Moon. She has with her a team of eight other "Sailors", each named after a planet in the Solar System (which just begs to be parodied in some way or another).

Marvin the Martian
- Marvin the Martian is a member of the Looney Tunes. He is constantly going on about destroying the Earth with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, and now you know why.

The Klingons
- The Klingons are the main adversaries in the Star Trek series. Their homeworld is actually Qo'noS, but I don't think anybody would've made the connection if he were called "Sailor Qo'noS".

Elvis the Maian
- Elvis (or "Protector One") is Joanna Dark's alien sidekick in the Nintendo 64 game "Perfect Dark". Why he prefers to be called "Elvis" is a mystery to me.

Mr. Saturn
- The Mr. Saturns are goofy-lookin' little creatures from the Earthbound videogame as well as cannon fodder in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Bluto & Popeye
- Popeye and Bluto are two sailors (real ones, in this case) from the old Popeye the Sailor cartoons, which consisted of Popeye and Bluto beating the living crap out of each other in order to win over the heart of Ms. Olive Oyl.

Dr. Robotnik
- Dr. Robotnik (aka Eggman) is the iron-fisted tyrant of the planet Mobius in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Splicing his phrase "SnooPING AS usual" in order to make him say a certain male body part has become an internet fad.
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Teal'c
- Teal'c is the Jaffa warrior from the Stargate SG-1 series. His "symbiote" is a worm-like parasite that lives in his stomach and gives him heightened strength & health, but if it is removed he dies.

The Jawa
- Jawas are little creatures from Star Wars that inhabit the deserts of the planet Tattooine. They roam about stealing robots and selling them off at markets (like roving bands of carjacking dwarves).

Peppy Hare
- Peppy Hare is Fox McCloud's wingmate in Nintendo's StarFox series. His famous phrase "DO A BARREL ROLL" has become a popular internet meme.

Optimus Prime
- Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots in the Transformers series. He and his Autobots are constantly fighting the evil Megatron and his Decepticons.

I hope you all like this comic because it was time-consuming, stressful, and I can now draw Sailor Moon blindfolded because of it.
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EDIT
Believe it or not, that really is Klingon. Go type it into a translator.
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EDIT #2
How the heck could I have forgotten the alien pilot from Independence Day?
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EDIT #3
Looking back at this a year later, those have got to be the worst 20 Sailor Moons I've ever drawn.
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:iconlordmanda2:
LordManda2 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Robotnik's pingas is indeed magnificent :3
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:iconnintendo-spider151:
Nintendo-Spider151 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
I wouldn't mind Sailor Cybertron
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:iconkooky4u:
Kooky4U Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is unreal. :rofl:
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:iconbaranguirus:
Baranguirus Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
How haven't I found this yet?! :D
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:iconkatikid:
katikid Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
sailor raxacorifallaparotius!
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:iconphranciscusmagnus:
Phranciscusmagnus Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
Sailor Vulcan? Sailor Death Star? Sailor Gliese 587-b?
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:icondreadedone131:
DreadedOne131 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
Interesting!
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:iconabyss1:
Abyss1 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013
Why not Optimus Prime, Sailor Moon? He can get all work done for the Sailor Scouts in no time.
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:icondr-black-knife:
Dr-Black-Knife Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
and I bet Sailor Optimus Prime is "robot-dancing"! "domo arigato, Mr. Roboto /domo arigato, Mr. Roboto ..."
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:iconbaranguirus:
Baranguirus Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014
He might be, but no-one's a better robo-dancer than MOGUERA!
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Would Sailor Klingon not rather be Sailor Qo'noS?
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:icongermanvisitor:
germanvisitor Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Ah ok. Reading the description DOES help. ^^;
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:iconname-already-chosen:
name-already-chosen Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Hilarious!
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:iconlc85:
LC85 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Best interview EVER! But seriously Usagi, KEEP SAILOR CYBERTRON!! He was the coolest potential Sailor Soldier I've ever seen!

:peace:
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:iconheeroyuywingzero:
heeroyuywingzero Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
lmao it made me laugh
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:iconbandicooty:
Bandicooty Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
You DO NOT reject the pingas.
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:iconpearl365:
Pearl365 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sailor prime!XD hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing hahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaXD so funny XD.
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sailormoon9276 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sailor klingon LOL!
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:iconkuronekochan388:
kuronekochan388 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
Last one I couldn't help but think of the Rifftrax line "it's all twisted and confusing. Must be a transformer" XD
Love this. Nude Robotnik was very disturbing, I'd have reacted the same way :)
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:iconchildofancyclops:
childofancyclops Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
Gah! This made me lugh so hard I snorted milk, especially when it got to Optimus!
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:iconpearl365:
Pearl365 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Same thing happened to me!!! But I snorted out orange juice in the middle of class and the teacher still keeps on giving me funny looks!
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:icontr3forever:
tr3forever Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I second that! :lmao:
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:icongameguy407:
gameguy407 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
the dew a barrel roll is the funniest bit

PINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icontrollface24:
Trollface24 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
I can see why Peppy was rejected; he's just so anoy-DO A BARREL ROLL-Peppy, gimmie back my comput-TRY A SOUMERSALT-Peppy, please! Can't you see i'm bus-USE BOMBS WISELY!
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:iconbaranguirus:
Baranguirus Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012
I love it! This is what I call top quality humor!
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:iconredtriangle:
Redtriangle Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Forgive me for being rude. But did anyone ever told you that you're... KILLING THEM?!!! With all this ridiculousness? :X
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:iconluckykittycat:
LuckyKittyCat Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Student General Artist
That's so funny x)
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:iconbluewolfr:
BluewolfR Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
LMAO XD that was genious right there! XD
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:iconchibimunkmunk:
ChibiMunkmunk Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Student Filmographer
OMG CYBERTRON YOU WILL BE A SUPERSTAR!! :lol:
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:iconnitrohedgehog:
NitroHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
Marvin = REJECTED. They have Rei, but Marvin's not happy AT ALL about this.

Klingon = WTF what does he says?

Elvis = hmmmm.Ok

Mr.Saturn = Poor thing, they already have Sailor Saturn but unlike the others, she doesn't have a henshin (so she's not naked, as she can't transform!)

Bluto & Popeye = Classic oldies my father still enjoy these days

Eggman = Go show yer p3n1$ to someone's older than a 15 years-old Scout, pedo...

Teal'C = Symbiotism's on the loose, dudes.

Jawa = Has no known quotes other than "Uttini!" (believe me, it's been 3 years since I cosplay as a Jawa at Halloween)

Peppy Hare = Didn't knew that joke came off him.

Optimus Prime = Yay for giant robots!:w00t:
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:iconstarrythursday:
Starrythursday Featured By Owner May 29, 2011   Traditional Artist
I laughed so hard at Elvis! I completely forgot about him, which is slightly disappointing on my part since its my favorite game ever. This is pretty excellent. XD
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:icondantesparda90:
Dantesparda90 Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Sailor cybertron owns yo ass
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:iconlazyashell:
LazyAsHell Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: That was a funny audition! :XD: Too bad the others got rejected: They would have made perrrfect Sailor Scouts. :iconimhappyplz: :+fav:
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Sailor Predator...XD
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:iconcptfarfegnugen:
CptFarfegnugen Featured By Owner May 10, 2011
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT!
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:iconfredrickthecreeper:
FredrickTheCreeper Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Student General Artist
XD....I must draw that...
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:icondeepc:
DeepC Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice work! =D
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:iconhypercenturion:
hypercenturion Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Robotnik should have said CHOCOLATE COVERED COCK and show his shit-covered d1[|< to Sailor Moon...
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:icondragai:
dragai Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
wtf XD!?
who let optimus prime into the sailor scouts XD!!!!!
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:iconmightymorphinpower4:
MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
hahaha very funny one
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:iconjose-ramiro:
Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is... pure genius.
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:iconrainbow-sword:
Rainbow-Sword Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great love it!
How about a sailor gallifrey (it's from doctor Who) aka the doctor in a sailor fuku? XD
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:iconvincentthecrow:
VincenttheCrow Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like Sailor Cybertron the best.
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:iconsarisari54:
sarisari54 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow,i don't know Optimus Prime can become Sailor...Cybertron O_O

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Alway lov you
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:iconmrpr1993:
MrPr1993 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Original Character Terrance: WAAAAIIIIT!!! You forgot about me! Sailor Toon!
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:iconnintendolover2010:
nintendolover2010 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY comic, CptFarfegnugen!!!
:D:D:D:D:D
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:iconmimi-sardinia:
Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I was channelling the same logic as you over on LJ - I posted a Transformers/Sailor Moon plotbunny idea which, besides everything else had a mention of "Sailor Cybertron", and a theory I had that the most applicable candidate for the role is Optimus (hey, the Matrix of Leadership? So a Primus-given Sailor crystal!).

I even got directed here because my theory matches your choice for this! XD
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:iconfullmetal-knight:
Fullmetal-Knight Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
What's sad is that I knew each character.....
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:iconkuramaloverbunny:
KuramaLoverBunny Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
No sailor zim? Damn, nowI have the urge to draw that TT
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:iconministig1:
MiniStig1 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
too much humor lol
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